Dear Moon Knight,
While some may question your choice of costume, I applaud it. However, I do wonder how you keep your amazing monochromatic costume so pearly white. How much bleach do you go through each week in your pursuit of vengance? Please give me any trade secrets ASAP because the pits of my undershirts are dangerously yellow.
Thank you for your time,
P.S. Your name is way too hard to say five times fast. Just thought you should know.