The Geektastics

Dear Falcon, Your costume sucks. Yours, Keith McGuffey

Dear Superboy, You fall into the same trap like half of the Teen Titans fall into. “We’re younger versions of your favorite heroes” doesn’t mean you literally have to name yourself like a younger version of our favorite heroes. It makes it hard to differentiate and/or care about you. Wonder Girl, Kid Flash, Aqualad, you. […]

Dear Uatu the Watcher, Is watching everything really a good use of your vast and semi-infinite cosmic powers?  You’re like a binge watching Hulu subscriber: It’s all you do with your free time.  You’re like a really bad anthropologist. Are there even anthropologists in the Marvel Universe if you exist? When a professor is presenting […]

Dear Dr. Strange, Thank you for being a doctor who is actually a medical doctor. There aren’t many of those in comics. The only other one I can really think of is Dr. Midnite. I think outside of that, your origin kinda sucks. Talented yet egotistical doctor gets in car crash and damages his hands […]