Dear Moon Knight,


Dear Moon Knight,

While some may question your choice of costume, I applaud it. However, I do wonder how you keep your amazing monochromatic costume so pearly white. How much bleach do you go through each week in your pursuit of vengance? Please give me any trade secrets ASAP because the pits of my undershirts are dangerously yellow.

Thank you for your time,
Keith McGuffey

P.S. Your name is way too hard to say five times fast. Just thought you should know.

About Keith McGuffey

Exposed to dangerous levels of toxic radiation after his home planet exploded, Keith McGuffey’s spaceship crash landed on Earth! Developing super powers derived from his connection to the mystical Amethyst of Kashyyyk and trained in martial arts by his mysterious sensei Stalk, Keith McGuffey would grow up to become… Keith McGuffey!