Dear Green Arrow, Let me start by saying that bow and arrow superheroes are kinda lame. I mean, just use guns. The reason Robin Hood was cool with a bow and arrow was because there weren’t guns. And while all the trick arrows are neat, doesn’t that defeat the purpose of an arrow? They’re supposed […]
Archive | November, 2013
Dear Starfire,
Dear Human Torch,
Dear Human Torch, Many kids love Halloween. They get to run around as their favorite superheroes getting candy from strangers. I feel bad for the poor kid that idolizes you. There are so many things about you that hold that kid back. Let’s just skip the fact that you’re on fire for a minute. How […]