Dear Dazzler, I’m going to keep this short, because there’s a lot to make fun of you for and I don’t typically write novels. Is there a suckier power than yours? Turning sound into light just seems like it would never be useful outside of a cave. And even then, there’s a flashlight on […]
Dear Dr. Manhattan (‘s penis)
Dear Dr. Manhattan (‘s penis), Lately, Facebook has been showing only the crotch of the superheroes associated with my blog. I’ve decided that I should retaliate by writing to a superhero whose entire power is wrapped up in his junk. Seriously. They spent how many millions of dollars painstakingly and meticulously animating your penis, but […]
Palette of Holding: Claire Elizabeth Beauchamp Randall Fraser Cosplay Pt.1
Grab Bag of Holding: I haven’t died yet.
Dear Angel,
Dear Angel, Is it hard being the weakest link of the X-Men? Your only superpower is flight, and not even like supersonic flight or anything, you have like pigeon flight as a power. Your main power is a secondary power. Your only power is a footnote on other characters. Like Rogue is super strong […]