Archive | March, 2014

Dear Ray Fillet,

Dear Ray Fillet, I always thought you were the coolest of the Mighty Mutanimals when as a kid, because manta rays are awesome.  I like the big, brooding shoulder wing dealies and the devil tail, too. Plus you’re clearly super strong and can live underwater. You’re like Aquaman if he was a manta ray. All […]

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Dear Mr. Terrific,

Dear Mr. Terrific, Being invisible to technology sounds cool, but I think it provides you with some very crippling everyday weaknesses.  How do you use gas station bathrooms?  Or do you just never wash your hands?  How do you get into grocery stores with automatic doors?  Can you use an IPad?  Will Siri listen to […]

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Dear Thing,

Dear Thing, I have the same question for you that they did in the movie Mallrats. Is your junk a rock too? I assume it has to be since all of you is rock and you’re modest enough to wear man panties. What is your blood made of, some sort of liquid rock. For that […]

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Dear Hawkgirl,

Dear Hawkgirl, I’m still really disappointed that you were used in the Justice League cartoon. You’re one of the few superheroes that can make people say, “Man, I really wish Aquaman was on this team instead.”  You’re easily the worst member of the team, because you only have one gimmick: Hit with mace.  Burglary at […]

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Ambitious But Rubbish: Episode 2×04

On this episode of Top Gear . . . Richard checks his suspension, Jeremy does magic, and James gets something in his eye. Review: James reviews the Caterham 620R and the Caterham 160 Caterham 620R Stats: £50,000 310 horsepower 545 Kg (better power/weight ratio than a Bugatti Veyron) 0-60 in 2.8 seconds 1:22.3 (w)   […]

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Oscar Showcase 2014

AMC’s 2014 Best Picture Showcase Has the Best Picture Showcase spoiled movie-going for us? Do we only want to see Best Picture Nominees now? Or has it just been so cold this winter that we haven’t gotten out as much? Could be a little of both, but the fact is that we’ve only seen one […]

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