The Geektastics

Dear Captain Planet, I understand that you are trying to save the planet. (I know this because you made my wife think that saving the rainforest could be a full time job when she was little.) You might be going about it the wrong way. Think about it: You fight pollution, yet you are weak […]

Don’t worry, kids! Captain Different Colored Limbs is here to save us! Dear Metamorpho, That costume is just…odd? Is that the right word? I just have to wonder at what point you were trying to come up with a costume and you were finally just like, “Fuck it! I’m a superhero! Black boxer briefs, bald […]

Dear Robin, How awesome is it to be Batman’s sidekick? The late night hours, the butler, the damp cave full of electronics, the bullet holes through your yellow cape that he insists on you wearing at night, the tights during puberty, the merciless beatings at the hands of the Joker, the hours of grueling training […]

Dear Mega Man, I love your power to take the weapon of anyone you beat. You’re like Peter Petrelli from Heroes. If Peter Petrelli had to kill people to take their abilities. So…actually you’re more like Sylar from Heroes… Anyway, I feel like you need to start crossing into other titles more. Beating up evil […]