The Geektastics

  Dear 90s Aquaman, There’s a lot to be said about what happened to you in the 1990s. Surely the king of Atlantis can afford a shirt. Or at least he could afford armor that covered more than just his right boob area. I always thought the spear hand was kinda cool, and the fact […]

Dear Gambit, On average, about how much do you spend on playing cards a year?  Is that the reason you are a thief, to support your playing card addiction?  Do you and Rogue ever play Apples to Apples and you just forget and blow up a card on instinct?  Couldn’t you use something that’s a […]

Dear Blue Raja, I think we might be kindred spirits, because I totally understand why you have the urge to throw forks at bad guys. Whenever I use the letter opener at work, I always hope ninjas attack and I’ll take one out by throwing it into their throat or something cool like that. Yours, […]

Dear Phantom Lady, At what point when you were designing your costume were you like, “There aren’t enough nip slips in superheroics”?  And if your powers include turning invisible and using a black light projector to blind your enemies, why do you feel the need to wear a yellow super cleavage swimsuit with matching earrings?  […]