I wish I could tell you that I have been on an amazing vacation and that’s why I haven’t been posting – but that would be a lie. In reality my life just got pretty crazy for awhile. I thought I would write a bit about how I survive returning from a vacation. I […]
Dear Hank Pym,
Dear Hank Pym, I heard you won’t be in the next Avengers movie, which kind of sucks. I mean, not that you’d be anyone’s favorite superhero or anything. Most people will hate that you’re called Ant-Man and your powers include shrinking and then communicating with ants. It really makes you question how desperate the Avengers […]
Tab Goes to the Movies: The World’s End (2013)
The World’s End (2013) Rated R (for pervasive language including sexual references) Directed by Edgar Wright Starring: Simon Pegg Nick Frost Martin Freeman Rosamund Pike Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz fans rejoice as the Cornetto Trilogy comes to its inevitable conclusion with The World’s End. Director Edgar Wright and stars Simon Pegg and […]
Dear Nick Fury,
Dear Rogue,
Dear Rogue, It is unfortunate that you can’t have human contact because you will suck the life out of someone. There are a million and one stories of “How can I even be human when I can’t even hold another person’s hand *whine whine self-ostracize whine*.” It’s unfortunate to you, at least. I think you […]
If You See Something, Say Nothing and Drink to Forget
I’ve been hearing rumblings about the awesomenimity of “Welcome to Night Vale” for awhile, so I finally decided to check it out for myself. It took me all of five minutes to get completely hooked, mostly because of this: Hello listeners. To start things off I’ve been asked to read this brief notice: the city […]
I Heart: The Space Shark Edition
Dear Elongated Man,
Dear Elongated Man, I have some trouble with the name. It implies that you are constantly stretched out, which doesn’t make you seem like a superhero. More like you were pulled in different directions by horses and you just have really durable ligaments. Or if we stick a penny in you and turn the crank, […]